Friday, July 20, 2007

Ridiculous Personality Test

Tam linked to this silly test and reported that she is a Haughty Intellectual; Robert chimed in that he is a Robot. This means they differed only in that Tam is Arrogant and Robert is Humble.

Robert predicted that I would be a Sociopath. Well? Here are my results. If you don't like them, I will kick your ass you stupid little twit. Note that this test has zero in the way of demonstrated psychometric validity.

Your Score: Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

[Note: Holy Fucking Christ, Hippies are annoying!]

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Rationality

You scored higher than 99% on Extroversion

You scored higher than 99% on Brutality

You scored higher than 99% on Arrogance


Tam said...

I had guessed, looking at the other possibilities, that Robert was a Robot and you were a Sociopath. Not that these things are very difficult given that we continually discuss these exact personality characteristics (introverted, etc.) all the time.

Something in me has a hard time accepting that I am more arrogant than Robert. (It's not that I see you as super arrogant, Robert; I just don't see myself as super arrogant either.)

rvman said...

I disagree rather strongly with their 'you would get along withs'. Basically, they say you should get along with someone in your own category, or one category off.

Visualize two Sallys in a room. I'm sure they'd be fine. As long as they agree.

I suspect the reason my 'humble' is lower than Tam's is that the quiz mistook my low self-esteem answers as humbleness.

jen said...

I'm a Haughty Intellectual. If I get Rick to take the test, I think he'd be a Spiteful Loner... which isn't in my list of "get along withs", but we get along splendidly (especially when he recognizes I'm always right). :D

Sally said...

Jen, yeah the compatibility of one Humble and one Arrogant probably works better than two Arrogants together.

Robert, I'm not sure that two Sallys in a room could even get along very well if we agreed, especially if it was about something like how very delicious that last serving of pumpkin pie looked.