Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Seen This Morning

A man in a suit riding a bicycle in the threatening drizzle through the gate of the university while holding open and reading what appeared to be a smallish newspaper.

A young woman walking in front of me was carrying a copy of the Access Bible and wearing a somewhat short skirt that was twisted around almost 90 degrees on her body. After pulling on it about a half dozen times, she figured out the problem and pulled it back straight. It is unknown to me whether the skirt twisted itself back around later, but my money is on yes.

The count of people in this town wearing Crocs remains steady at zero.

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