Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Graphs + Missed Calls

"Hold the Mustard"--Tuesday, 6/7/16

In this post on how to wear mustard yellow in the fall, Bridgette Raes pairs two of my favorite colors, and yeah, I'm not talking about the yellow.  It's cobalt and teal!

From bridgetteraes.com

I really did consider going with a pop of yellow in my rendition of this outfit.  But when I put this top, cardigan, and scarf together, it was too awesome to mess with.  So I kept things simple by rounding it out with plain grey.


Bright teal drapey cardigan (Macy's), $4.00/wear
*Cobalt blue knit blouse (thrifted, East 5th), $2.99/wear
Grey 5 pocket pants (Rafaella), $3.33/wear
White/blue/green paisley-floral scarf (Target), $0.80/wear
Gold tassel necklace (Kohls), $1.18/wear
Grey leopard flats by Fergilicious, $0.64/wear

Outfit total: $12.94/wear

I did follow through on the scarf + gold tassel necklace front, though.  It's not a natural combination for me, but I like it.


This gold tassel necklace was my first foray this past year into the world of long necklaces, and as a result, it was my MVP necklace for the Work the Wardrobe Challenge with 14 wears.  As you can see from this chart (crummy resolution and all), it was an outlier.

The pattern for my shoes/boots during the Work the Wardrobe Challenge much more resembled a normal distribution than my other categories (look: the most common number of wears was 5), but there were still some pairs that got a lot more wear than the rest.  My grey leopard flats tied for #3 with 13 wears.


In other news...This morning I saw my urologist and found out that I do need surgery to remove my kidney stone and find out whether I have a blockage.  What's so frustrating is that I gave them my cell phone number for the scheduler to call to schedule the surgery, but when I got home from work, she had called my home phone and left a message.  Everyone at Health Partners does this to me every single time.  What the fuck, people?  Grrr.

I'm going to be having a ureteroscopy, which is a minimally invasive outpatient surgery that does require general anesthesia. 

Monday, June 6, 2016

Palindromic Date Outfit

"Mint and Gumdrops, Yum??"--Wednesday, 6/1/16

Today's Reverse Inspiration for this cardigan vest outfit is a sleek and sophisticated take on the idea.

From lolobu.com

My version was a little bit more voluminous and brightly-colored (naturally).


White/purple/orange floral blouse (Lands End), $4.00/wear
Mint cardigan vest (JCP), $7.82/wear
Black pants (thrifted, Lane Bryant), $0.50/wear
Leopard flats (Nordstrom), $2.94/wear
Purple gumdrop necklace (Target), $2.84/wear

Outfit total: $18.10/wear

I am pleased to report that I have now worn my two gumdrop necklaces often enough that I can now type the word "gumdrop" without difficulty.  Hurrah!


The bird photo of the day is this cooperative tom turkey who was hanging out noisily next to the visitor center at the wildlife refuge.  It took a few tries, but I did get a picture of him displaying his tail.


In other news...I have a urologist appointment tomorrow morning.  I hope they have good news for me about how we can put an end to this kidney stone nonsense.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

You Won't Believe What This English Teacher Did

"Polka Dot Bunny Whimsy"--Sunday, 6/5/16

A comfy and cute top with a polka dot skirt and bright pink shoes is a great weekend outfit inspiration for spring.

From hellokatiegirl.blogspot.com

And it just doesn't get any more comfy and cute than my French bunny top, you know?
I even incorporated the original outfit's pink floral component with this necklace (which I pretty much always want to wear with my lapin shirt anyway but still).


French bunny top (Macy's), $0.88/wear
Grey polka dot skirt (Kohls), $3.73/wear
Bright pink flats (Payless), $0.76/wear
Pink floral necklace (Target), $1.20/wear

Outfit total: $6.57/wear

It probably comes as no surprise that my lapin top was my #1 MVP for the Work the Wardrobe Challenge in the Tops category--worn 7 times.

In other news...I enjoyed this list of re-titled click-bait poems (via Capitol Hill Style).

Saturday, June 4, 2016

My ER Adventure

Friday morning I emailed in sick to work (again) because of abdominal pain that became crazily, scarily painful and concentrated on the right side (and back).  As you all know, I am no stranger to multiple types of abdominal pain and have, if anything, a history of being too tough about it.  But this pain was so intense and so different from my previous experience that it started to freak me out.

In the two minutes or so I was able to sit at the computer before getting too light-headed, I googled appendicitis and saw that I had all the symptoms of it.  I called my mom and told her what I was experiencing and she told me I needed to see a doctor immediately.

I called Robert and he came back from work and drove me to the emergency room at the hospital. 

While the nurse drew blood and inserted an IV, I watched this video that Robert found for me on his phone.  I watched it over and over and it saved my life from the creepy stuff going on.  (I mean, seriously, this might not be the cutest thing ever, but it's damn cute.)

The doctor thumped around on my abdomen and asked me questions and seemed like he didn't think it was my appendix.   He thought it was most likely IBS and ordered a urine test also.  I wasn't sure whether to hope it was just IBS or not.  I mean, it would be good to not be something dangerous, but if it was IBS, my IBS has taken a dramatic turn for the worse.

After I had taken in a bag of water through my IV and had drunk a couple bottles of water, I was finally able to produce a urine sample.  When I brought it back to the room, the nurse kind of freaked out.  Robert noted, rightly, that it looked like beef broth.  The doctor came in and said, I saw your urine sample--it is really bloody.  (I had no idea that bloody urine would look like that.  I hadn't thought about it before but I guess my naive expectation was that the blood and urine would be more separated, not mixed up.)  He didn't wait for the test results to come back on it--he immediately ordered a CAT scan because it looked likely that I had a kidney stone.

I don't think I'd had a CAT scan before.  It took some time before they took me down for it, but I was surprised at how fast the procedure was.

After another long-feeling wait, during which time my pain had almost entirely gone away, he reported back that I do have a kidney stone--what they call a "chronic" kidney stone--that looks stuck and is unlikely to pass through on its own.  (The good news about it being "chronic" instead of "acute" is that it wasn't causing my kidney to be swollen and unhappy.) 

So I have been referred to a urologist to discuss the options for getting rid of it, and in the meantime, I am taking Percocet for the pain...which is considerable when the stone is moving/trying to move.  I was okay over night but shortly after I woke up this morning, the pain started and steadily increased to the point that I had to take my first Percocet.

The sucky part is that this isn't over, and I've got several days of pain ahead of me.  But the good news is that it's nothing dangerous, just painful, and because kidney stones are known to be painful (unlike, e.g., menstrual cramps where fucking doctors don't believe you about the pain level and tell you to self-medicate as needed with ibuprofen so that you get a bleeding ulcer and almost bleed to death), they are willing to prescribe strong painkillers for it.

To be continued.

And in other news...I got dressed today in something other than a Hard Rock Casino t-shirt and yoga pants (yesterday's outfit).

"Grumpy Alice Forever"--Sunday, 6/4/16

A boxy jacket, graphic T, jeans, and ballet slippers make for a perfect spring outfit.  Claire wore this one for a casual Friday at work in April 2014, noting that graphic shirts are back on trend. 
 
From whyidodeclaire.blogspot.com

Are they still?  I don't know, but I will not stop with the grumpy Alice T.  Pairing it with purple is a nice change from my usual Alice + bright pink formula.


Grey Alice in Wonderland T (Out of Print), $2.56/wear
Purple striped jacket (thrifted, Coldwater Creek), $0.83/wear
Bootcut jeans (thrifted, Kohls), $0.50/wear
*Purple flats (thrifted, Target), $5.24/wear
Purple gumdrop necklace (Target), $2.84/wear

Outfit total: $11.97/wear

When I found these ballet flats at Goodwill, I was a bit surprised to realize that purple is one of the very few colors of flats I don't already own.  I enjoyed adding this pair to my shoe rainbow.  (Green is now the notable missing color.)


Lest you doubt the amazing diversity of my ballet flat collection, here is evidence from a recent outfit development session.  These aren't all of my flats, but it's a good chunk of them.  (See?  No green.)


Thursday, June 2, 2016

Back in Black - Pink Vest Version #2

"Boho Barbie Florals"--Thursday, 6/2/16

You know I can't resist a bird print top, even if it's only feathers and not the entire animal, so this one was right up my alley.  And see how easy it is to wear a patterned blouse with black pants and bright flats?

From franishtheblog.com

She wore this for last Thanksgiving Eve, but I think the basic idea works well for spring as well.  I just jazzed it up a bit with bright pink instead of red because it's increasingly obvious that for me, spring means pink.


Black/bright pink/blue floral blouse (JNY), $4.41/wear
*Black work pants (thrifted, CJ Banks), $5.24/wear
Bright pink open weave cardigan vest (Kohls), $2.76/wear
Double strand pearls (Macy's), $5.31/wear
Bright pink flats (Payless), $0.81/wear

Outfit total: $18.53/wear

I'm lucky that cardigan vests are a thing this spring because I was able to find a few more to add to my collection.  I wore the navy one so much last summer that it seems good to have a broader range of colors to draw on.  And Barbie pink is clearly a no-brainer in my wardrobe. 


These bright pink ballet flats tied for #3 in the Work the Wardrobe Challenge with 13 wears for the year.

In other news...I made it through the workday but took a 2.5 to 3 hour nap after work.  Good thing tomorrow is Friday.  I'd love for this stomach ache to go away.

Pink Vest Version #1

"Easy Sick Barbie Weekend"--Monday, 5/30/16

It's always so apropos when Lisa of Respect the Shoes highlights a pair of amazing shoes from her vast and delightful collection.  Here she's sporting a striped top, jeans, and divine floral smoking slippers in a fall outfit.

From respecttheshoes.blogspot.com

I put together a spring version of this using my cream floral flats; of course I had to add this bright pink cardigan vest that I seem to be wearing every weekend lately.


White/bright pink striped knit top (Lands End), $3.00/wear
Bright pink open weave cardigan vest (Kohls), $3.68/wear
Bootcut jeans (thrifted, Kohls), $0.58/wear
Cream floral flats (Payless), $2.17/wear
Pink drops necklace (Outfit Additions), $2.17/wear [that's a weird number repeat]

Outfit total: $11.60/wear

Illness Continues

Now that I'm able to sit at my computer for longer than the 2 minutes it takes to email work that I'm not coming in, I thought I'd catch up with these outfit posts.  (Yay for pre-written content.)

"Having a Ball...Or Not"--Sunday, 5/29/16

I lost my inspiration photo (again) so it's off to Pinterest for a round of Reverse Inspiration.  Here is a good effort, incorporating a black skirt, striped top, and green cardigan.

From fashioninthe9-5.blogspot.com

Because my outfit is more "fashion in the Saturday/Sunday," it has some extra silliness in the form of my stand-by crazy ball necklace and brushstroke patterned flats.


Cropped green cardigan (Macy's), $3.77/wear
*Black and white striped gathered neck top (thrifted, ?), $2.50/wear
Black knit hiking skirt (Patagonia/REI), $4.62/wear
Crazy ball necklace (Macy's), $2.81/wear
Brushstroke flats (Payless), $2.50/wear

Outfit total: $16.20/wear

This cardigan is a bit of a puzzler.  It's got a cropped length and 3/4 length sleeves, perfect for transition seasons like spring/summer, but the fabric is surprisingly warm (acrylic, I think).  Any time that's cool enough for that fabric, I wanted to be wearing long sleeves, you know?  If it were more consistently applicable to warmish or coolish weather, it would be easier to wear.  I think it's time to bid this one farewell and send it off to Goodwill.