Saturday, August 23, 2008

Obama's Very Foreign Connections

Although it is usually The National Enquirer and its lot who first break the news regarding presidential candidates and their connections to alien governments, this time CNN's blog provides photo evidence that Obama is being backed by the Centauri.

Note the hair of Obama's supporter here; it's done in the swept back, tufted up style that is definitively associated with the Centauri. However, his hair is not long enough to support the full peacock-fan. Does this signify that he is of relatively low status in Centauri politics? Hmm.


He's thinking about his losses last night playing null-pool

Perhaps he is one of Emperor Cartagia's minions.

Caligula + Nero = Cartagia



In any event, the fact that the Centauri support Obama has some frightening implications. Does it presage to a return to slavery, albeit based on social rather than ethnic discrimination? This would be consistent with Obama's desire to be a president who transcends race. The Centauri also have a pretty bad environmental record (e.g. turning the Narn homeworld from a place of primordial jungle and forest into a barren wasteland).

(Thanks, Robert, for alerting me to this photograph.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe that's why politicians are so known for their expensive haircuts eh... to keep them from looking like sci-fi characters who clash with what they stand for. :)

Sally said...

LOL. I will say that Obama's hair is perfectly human and appealing. He even avoids that awkward "the waves of my hair do not move in a typhoon" problem that plagued Reagan, John Edwards, and so many others.