Here's an inappropriate job for me that showed up on my job alert this morning:
Project Estimator - Nuclear
I liked this: "Must live within 60 minutes to ensure proper implementation of Emergency Response Plan." But damn, in current traffic, I'm 1 hour 5 minutes away according to Google. Guess I'm gonna have to pass on this one.
Or even better, how about this?
On-Air Host
I could be like the youngest wife on Big Love. I really think my "captivating presence and amazing ability to connect with others" make me the obvious candidate for such a role.
Or a job posted on agcareers.com:
Product Lead - Corn Genetics
Somehow I don't think my knowledge of rabbit fur coloration genetics, gathered by reading stuff on the internet for a couple hours, is going to help me here.
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Apparently your Economics and Marketing background are enough to get in on the ground floor for the Corn seed biz. You'd need to put in a few years before you could be product lead, though.
(This is a job description I'll bet we have somewhere in the company.)
Ground...corn...there's a joke in there somewhere. But yeah, I would need to start out in the Product Associate level or something.
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