In Lieu of Resume, Please Accept...

Just now I was planning to email my resume to someone and when I went to attach the file, the folder that opened was full of Leo photos. After recovering from an unexpected mega-dose of Cute, I considered how amusing it would be to revise the email to say:

In lieu of my resume, please accept the attached as an indication of my interest and aptitude for the job.

Sincerely,
Sally Porter



In case this scares you - wait, I thought she was going to graduate school! I thought she already had a job! - be assured that nothing has changed. This is probably going to come to nothing, but a friend of a friend has her own research organization and she's looking for some freelance workers. She asked for my resume and I thought, Sure, why not.