By Popular Demand, My Gold-Toothed Rock Rabbit - View at Own Risk

I hasten to say, I take no responsibility for the aesthetic horror that is this statue. Does the gold tooth distract you from the shockingly disturbing hot pink eyes and devil horn-like ears? How about the drooping 1970's era redneck truck driver mustache? I thought not. It could only be more horrifying if it were wearing Birkenstocks. Although, now that I look at this photo more closely, can't you imagine that it is wearing a pair of dark grey Crocs? Yikes.